plot twist:you wake up skinny, beautiful, intelligent and everyone loves you

circumcisions:

i’m so naturally funny because my life is a joke

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

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but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’


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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

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rolandinmexico:

Good Day for the boys back home .. #Texas
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rolandinmexico:

Hi my name is #GucciMane @laflare1017 lol